But I was in for another rude awakening when I found out the main purpose of this class was for us to design a research project and at the end, write a page proposal. Totally makes sense and a very useful thing for me to learn how to do. Reading a surrealist novel in French made more sense to me than designing a research experiment did. Did I mention I was a humanities major? What the hell kind of research experiment could I possibly design? It was flattering.
I Hooked Up With My Professor
15 Scandalous Confessions From Students Who Hooked Up With Their Teachers
When I was a senior in college, I took this really difficult English literature class. The only good thing about it was that my year-old professor, Peter not his real name , was so hot. And smart. Yeah, he was pretty much the sexiest man ever.
How to Score Your Teacher
Now, this isn't high school anymore, so your college professor probably won't end up in jail if it's found that she's been using your 2 Ticonderoga pencil to teach a physics lesson about how there would be greater force if you would either just increase your mass or pick up the damn acceleration already. However, most college professors probably have some sort of moral ethics and standard decency, so you're going to have to be a smooth little teacher's pet if you want to give Pi Day a whole new meaning. Take heed to the following advice and tread carefully on this path of sexual promiscuity you young horny grasshopper, you. If you're like most normal college students, you avoid the front of the lecture hall as if it's occupied by a bunch of loony anti-vaxxers and you're afraid of coming down with a case of an education. Although, most college students also aren't part of their professor's daily ass-ignments, so make your rather average looking face familiar to the professor, and try not to blend in with the rest of the back row sitting, non-teacher banging peasants.
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